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AOL is one of those companies that you love to call and spend your nights with. These are some of my calls to this fine example of a capitalist institution. Usually you need a screen name to get to the tech support department, but with a little fancy verbal work, you can squeeze by and talk tech with their support specialists.

Call Title	Description	Time	Size	Type
I got in, why couldn't you AD?	Just trying to prove to Atlantic Dimensions that you could in fact get to the AOL techsupport without a current account. I tell him that I wanted the screen name oldhopp73. To get to the tech support section, I told him that before I would sign up, I wanted to make sure the software would work. He doesn't want to give me a screen name that works, but told me that I might get in with the oldhopp73 screen name.	12:21	1448 KB	.mp3
Last name and AOL - Part 1	I called up AOL for some fun and decided to play with the last name. Although it is blantantly obvious that the name I am giving her is made up, she continues with the call. This portion is just with her. Part two has her manager as well.	8:15	968 KB	.mp3
Last name and AOL - Part 2	Part two of the above call. Not the funniest thing in the world, some good audio bytes, but I figured you would want it up here just in case you wanted to know what happened.	25:06	2942 KB	.mp3
AOL Prank Call	A great prank call to AOL!	9:40	2.3 MB	MP3
AOL Prank Call 2	Another good prank call to AOL!	10:46	2.5 MB	MP3
AOL Prank Call 3	I want a cyber sex package for AOL, but for some reason you can't buy one.	6:23	1.5 MB	MP3
AOL Prank Call 4	I want to know how much it costs to add an "Adult" button to the main screen of AOL. ModemSpy died out on me while I was recording this call so it got chopped off at the end.	7:42	463 KB	.ra .mp3