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| Call Title | Description | Time | Size | Type |
| Alzheimers Help - Part 1 | Wow! This series is going to rule! This is part one in a series of calls to an Alzheimers 800 number help line. This first one is John calling them, asking to see if he should take his grandpa, Thirsten, in to a doctor to get checked out because he just came over at 1:30 in the morning. The next one will be just Thirsten. | 17:41 | 2074 KB | .mp3 |
| I got beat for wanting the Trikke | My friends were over and we were watching T.V. Flipping through the channels, we came across this infomercial for some stupid looking tricycle they called the Trikke. It's pronounced like pike, if you say the "p" like a "tr". We had to watch it for like 20 minutes before they flashed the 800 number on the screen. But finally we were able to make pranks like this one. | 8:10 | 958 KB | .mp3 |
| 3 Way to Jimmy John's | I did a nice little 3 way call to a local store. | 1:00 | 60 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Pet Stains | I call a carpet cleaner place and ask how to get pet stains (blood and urine) out of a carpet. The guy doesn't even care that I am an animal abuser. | 3:37 | 870 KB | MP3 |
| Blood on the Carpet | I call up a carpet cleaning place and ask them how easy it is to get blood and urine out of my carpet. | 2:09 | 129 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Is Ronald there? | A really stupid idea, but the call turns out to be pretty funny. They think I'm this Bob guy who used to work there or something. | 3:52 | 696 KB | MP3 |
| Reservation for two... | This classic setup was pulled off nicely by one of my friends. A great call from the later 1999 series. | 2:42 | 487 KB | MP3 |
| Reservations at McDonalds | Same as the call above but this one is to McDonalds. The funny thing about this call is that she actually agrees to my demands. | 2:44 | 164 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Geek talks Greek to Best Buy | Not a bad call. I love torturing people who don't know what they are talking about. Poor poor Best Buy. | 3:52 | 931 KB | MP3 |
| Can we do some photos nude? | I call up JCPenny's family portrait center and ask them if my girlfriend and I can take some nude pictures. | 3:14 | 778 KB | MP3 |
| Can we do some photos nude? | This time I call that 1-800-59-SMILE number to see exactly what is the deal with no nude photos. | 3:32 | 851 KB | MP3 |
| How does a chicken cluck? | I call Burger King about their new "clucking" promotion. | 6:53 | 413 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Calls to Port Cedar (1998) | I call up this bar and ask for Jackie and this guy gets a little angry. | :24 | 25 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Gay Bar | A call to a bar reveals what its true purpose is. | :30 | 30 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| McDonalds Reservations | A super long call for reservations at McDonalds. I implemented a lot of new stuff for the situation. A great call from 2001. | 19:43 | 1.1 MB | .ra .mp3 |