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Election 2008 Calls
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| Call Title | Description | Time | Size | Type |
| All the way to the White House | I called someone to try and get them to vote for Giuliani in the Super Tuesday election. They were not of age to vote, so I told them three things to tell the people in the house who were. They listened, helped sing some songs, and promised to tell the others to vote for Giuliani. | 3:23 | 797 KB | .MP3 |
| He will come back to the race! (Answering Machine Song) | A Voice Mail Campaign Song Original. Here are the lyrics: Giuliani//Vote for Giuliani on Tuesday//Vote for Giuliani on Tuesday//Vote for Giuliani//Vote for Giuliani//On Tuesday//This is brought to you by the Giuliani for John McCain until Super Tuesday is Over//Cause if you vote for Giuliani//He'll come back to the race | 1:01 | 241 KB | .MP3 |
| Hop in the Hot | Victoria called as part of the "People who were Formerly Giuliani but are now for John McCain" and told them that if they voted for Giuliani in the Super Tuesday election, he would hop back in that hot race! | :35 | 143 KB | .MP3 |
| Show our face for Giuliani (Answering Machine Song) | An Answering Machine Campaign Song Original. Here are the lyrics: All the way to the White House//We will vote for Giuliani//On Super Tuesday we will vote for Giuliani//He'll come back to race//If we show all our face//for Giuliani//Vote for Giuliani Another song brought to the people by the "People who were Formerly Giuliani but are now for John McCain" |
1:02 | 249 KB | .MP3 |
| Vote for Giuliani (Answering Machine Song) | An Answering Machine Campaign Song Original. Here are the lyrics: Giuliani//Giuliani on Tuesday//Giuliani on Tuesday//Vote for Giuliani//All the way to the White House//This message was brought to you by//People who were Formerly Giuliani but are now for John McCain until Super Tuesday is over | :40 | 161 KB | .MP3 |
| The Grand Old Party (Answering Machine Song) | An Answering Machine Campaign Song Original. Here are the lyrics: This message is brought to you//You better vote for Giuliani if you want him to come back//You vote for him on Super Tuesday//Don't cut no slack for yourself//You better get up and vote//Cause this is the only time you'll be able to vote for the person who represents you//In the thing which is known as a party//You like to party//You're for the Republican Party//Don't you want to be for the party//The Grand Old Party//The Party//The Party Party Party Party Party Party Party//Party//Giuliani is for the party//Vote for him all the way to the White House Another song brought to the people by the "People who were Formerly Giuliani but are now for John McCain until Super Tuesday is over" |
1:00 | 236 KB | .MP3 |
| Electoral College (answering machine) | Left this delightful message regarding the electoral college on someone's answering machine. | :51 | 202 KB | .MP3 |
| I've had this number for 30 years! | Tried to get a hold of my friend who is supposed to be watching the debates with me. | 1:00 | 237 KB | .MP3 |
| I don't even know what's on! | I believe I woke up this woman who happened to not have the debates on her television. | :59 | 237 KB | .MP3 |
| You help me do all of those things in my life...(answering machine) | Thirsten calls an old inspiration before he dies. | 1:12 | 284 KB | .MP3 |
| Huh? Hello? Debates! | A slight communication barrier presents itself in this call. | 1:21 | 323 KB | .mp3 |
| I'll Bring the Popcorn | I call up someone and apologize for being late, but let them know I am still bringing the popcorn. She doesn't support Hillary Clinton. | 1:23 | 327 KB | .mp3 |
| You got the debates on? | Trying to find someone with those debates on! | 2:20 | 551 KB | .mp3 |