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Freshman Calls
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| Call Title | Description | Time | Size | Type |
| Atheism Rules! | Dave (from KDK) and I call up some sorority and chat it up with one of the girls. We ask for Mindy but apparently she doesn't live there. The person we get is a little bit of a bitch. Dave invites them out to a kegger, but they do no drink. This sorority reads the bible for fun instead of doing drugs. We chat with a little more and then admits that she doesn't believe in god and in fact, hates him. She was a lot of fun to chat with. We ask if she wants to listen to a song, but says she will just listen to it when she comes over to our house for the anti-god party. | 4:21 | 511 KB | .mp3 |
| Please leave a concise Message | Some student used the word "concise" on their answering machine. I must respond to their message. | :26 | 52 KB | .mp3 |
| Count your toes, you're drunk! | Another random person, but this time their drunk. When you combine me with drunk people, insanity ensues. She doesn't want to go out because she is drunk. She is very happy, but doesn't want to go out. She puts me down and starts to chat with Landon on AIM. I keep asking if she wants to do something, but she insists that she isn't. Apparently I sound like Kevin. We compare BGR leaders and I try the ol' "fjlskdajryulkfjdlsa" name trick. Then I try the cell phone trick, but it doesn't work either. Eventually I get her to count her toes. | 3:06 | 364 KB | .mp3 |
| John's Big Date | Just me picking on some college kid. I want to know where my friend Emily is, but she doesn't know. I ask if my friend moved out, and find out she really isn't a true friend. So I decide to turn on the charm and see if I can't get her to go to this party with me on Friday. She already has plans with her friends and I offer to top them if she goes out with me on Friday instead of them. I offer to take her to any place she wants, but she just ends up laughing at the absurdity of the phone call. | 2:55 | 350 KB | .mp3 |
| Dude, let's go to the bars! | I call up and ask for John. We confirm the numbers and she tells me that John hasn't been there for two weeks. I found out she is Allison, and she asks why my number is "Unknown" on the CallerID. She wants to know if I ever call there and hangup without talking. She puts on some random male who tries to impersonate my friend John. I call him out on it and he admits that he isn't John. He doesn't know where he is because he just followed some women back to their place. I was just trying to convince some college kids to hit the bars with me. Some of them want to go, and then some of them don't. They keep passing the phone around the random people and have a grand old time. I get him to ask his friend if he stinks if he's wet because he won't come to the phone and talk to me. I don't succeed in my goal. | 4:55 | 578 KB | .mp3 |
| A Prank Victim Pranks with Me! | This is one that will go down in the prank phone call history books. I call up Chrissy and ask for Michelle. She doesn't know where she is and doesn't know who she is. This was around the time the Playboy Playmate calendar spread was coming to campus. I tell her who I am and she is all intrigued. We can hear Liz's cell phone in the background. I tell her about my roommate who stunk really bad. We discuss talking about moving in with people who you do not know and how that build character. I tell her that Michelle was wearing a Dead Kennedys shirt at the Discount Den. I ask her if she wants to go out and get coffee, but she is going out to drink, but not coffee. Chrissy asks me if Michelle even exists. I tell her that her number was just randomly generated in Excel. She was the fifth number down. I then get her to check out the site, CollegeSucks.org. I walk her through the site to find the pranks. I explain to her the many different kinds of calls you can do. Then I ask her if she wants to do a 3-way call and prank someone. How bad ass is that? | 23:28 | 2,750 KB | .mp3 |
| Allison and the Cup of Coffee | Kind of a silly, stupid call. I call up and ask for Amy and find out this is Allison. I ask her if she wants to go out for coffee with me. She sounded rather disgusted about the prospect of coffee. I never did call her back though. | 1:38 | 192 KB | .mp3 |
| A Message for Matt | This is just me leaving a random, silly message on someone's answering machine. "Sorry you missed me, but leave me a message so I can leave you one when you're not here." I am so dumb. | :52 | 102 KB | .mp3 |
| I'm Tired | I call up and ask for John, but get Ben. John left for Washington. He doesn't know why John left, but we start chatting about various things. I tell him that I'm Billy Ray. Listen to this guy do a mean impression of Arnold saying, "I'm just tired." I ask him if he ever watches Homestar Runner. Just trying to spread the word. He hits a button on the phone and says he did it in 'error'. I ask him if he is a liberal arts major, and he says "Hello no!" Who does to Purdue for liberal arts? I ask him if he ever wants to hang out, but he has to check his schedule. | 3:57 | 464 KB | .mp3 |
| Gangs of New York | Just harassing those crazy and ignorant freshman. We get excited when we answer the phone. He tells me that it isn't Tom, but he is Matt. He has to move in, so he can't do anything. He hands the phone over to Tom and we chat about him being tired. I offer him my beanbag chair, but he has to think about it. | 1:49 | 214 KB | .mp3 |
| The Word Sucks | Can you believe that they don't teach the word "sucks" in China? I talk with Jane for several minutes about anything. She is tired and was getting ready to go to bed. She was reading the handbook on Purdue on a Friday night since she didn't have anything better to do. She didn't go out with her roommate because they speak another language. I try and get her to say collegesucks.org but they do not have the word sucks in Chinese. She tells me that she is going to go to Walmart tomorrow but doesn't sound too excited. I tell her that her English is pretty good and help her say "boiled". | 7:14 | 848 KB | .mp3 |
| Crying for Me | I ask this woman if we had talked earlier. She asks me who I am, and tell her that this is John and that we made-out under the dock. I ask her if she paged me. She doesn't know why her number was on my pager. I break down into tears because she didn't think about what these things would do to me. I keep asking her why she doesn't listen to me. She says that she doesn't want to talk to a stranger. | 2:17 | 268 KB | .mp3 |
| Fresman Frat | I call up and ask for Tommy. I get Ryan. We confirm numbers, but he isn't sure because he just moved in. I ask him if he wants to go and do something. I tell him I am from Phi-Delta-Chi. I ask him what he is doing tomorrow after he is done getting his books and playing ball, and ask him if he wants to come to a little gathering we are having at our house tomorrow. | 2:32 | 298 KB | .mp3 |