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| Call Title | Description | Time | Size | Type |
| The Crazy Gong | NEW!!! I did this call with Dave (from KDKprankcalls.com). It was pretty crazy. No real point, but the randomness, I think, makes it pretty good. One of the ladies we speak to has a bowel problem and Thirsten, Edgar, and John try to help her with it. | 4:53 | 574 KB | .mp3 |
| The drunk girl in my living room... | Trying out a new premise with this call. I like it, but I think I'm going to modify it slightly. Be on the lookout for more calls with this story. | 1:33 | 182 KB | .mp3 |
| Is Tim there...I mean, James? | I broke in the new phone book with this call. | 3:43 | 436 KB | .mp3 |
| Mr. Frank Speaks Englilish | Another call with my online friend, but this time he wants to thank Mr. Frank for teaching him Englilish. | :56 | 110 KB | .mp3 |
| Harry and the page. | Some old guy named Harry answered his phone number, but won't admit to paging me. | 3:26 | 404 KB | .mp3 |
| The Russian Dance Call | I call up some random girl and just talk gibberish to her. It turned out to be a pretty funny call. | :50 | 100 KB | .mp3 |
| Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith | My first prank call paying homage to www.homestarrunner.com. | 1:20 | 158 KB | .mp3 |
| Hotel Hilarity | Speedway, Hampton, and then the Comfort...who's next for this attack of hotel hilarity? | 5:04 | 596 KB | .mp3 |
| Are you ready for our date? | Just trying to see if this girl was ready to go on our date. | 2:24 | 424 KB | .mp3 |
| Human Dog | This guy wants to play around with the call for some reason! I always like to hear a good sport. | 1:28 | 264 KB | MP3 |
| Is my bean bag chair there? | This is the guy's first call with his new number. Oh how great to break the phone in with a prank call! | :58 | 233 KB | MP3 |
| Hotornot.com | I called this lady to ask her if she was on Hotornot.com but it turns out that she thinks I was her friend Don Simmons. Oh well! | 7:03 | 1.7 MB | MP3 |
| Just one number down! | I called someone with the last name of Sears and ask to be transfered to their automotive department. | :35 | 143 KB | MP3 |
| The ball is passed to me in my court! | I leave a funny message on someone's answering machine. | :39 | 38 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Are you ready? | I call up this girl named Sarah and ask if she is ready for our date to Papa John's. | 2:58 | 178 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| I didn't Sneeze. | I called someone's house and got this answering machine. | :14 | 15 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Neighbor Burning Flags! | I call up the VFW and ask them what I should do about my neighbor who burns flags. | 1:15 | 74 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Hans Answering Machine | A call inspired by Camp Kill Youself | :15 | 16 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| I am the second son of god! | I call up a payphone at the mall and this mexican picks up. Kind of a little random craziness call. The payphone must be a little quiet, so sorry about the quality. | 9:56 | 582 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Looking for Heather | Just call up some random girl named Heather. Her roomate answers. | :47 | 46 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Funny Message | I guess the message isn't that funny, but it was funny at the time | :13 | 13 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Hey Wassup? You gave me your number... | I call up some random girl and ask her to go on a date with me. She thinks I'm stalking her. | 9:32 | 569 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| In honor of KDK! | Well. It's kind of to honor them. Just listen to the background music. | :58 | 57 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| CANADA! | I call up some random person and claim I am from Canada, although I say I am from the US. | 4:59 | 293 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Wedong and the Newspaper | I call up some random person and claim I am from Canada, although I say I am from the US. | 4:59 | 364/728 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Sorry, but we are going to shut off your power. | I call up some random woman and try and get her to test a few things for me. | :24 | 23/48 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| You better go and catch your fridge! | A spin on an old classic. | 1:15 | /148 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| John calls Jodi. | I just call up some random girl and try to remind her who it is. | 1:35 | 189 KB | .mp3 |