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Thirsten Howel Calls
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| Call Title | Description | Time | Size | Type |
| Thirsten needs his snovel back from Bobby | Thirsten calls this guy up who he believes has his snow shovel. Towards the end, he starts to believe he doesn't. =) | 1:48 | 219 KB | .mp3 |
| A Medley of Thirsten | This is just me calling SEVERAL numbers trying to get a funny call, but I only get answering machines, really. Nothing too fantastic, but I needed to get warmed up again. | 5:17 | 622 KB | .mp3 |
| Thirsten and Ethel (A Good Sport) | Thirsten wanted to mow his grass one last time before the winter sets in, so he decided to call back the lady he gave it to for storage. Turns out this lady has no idea what the hell he is talking about. | 5:30 | 646 KB | .mp3 |
| Thirsten took out some trash and missed a call! | Thirsten was out taking the trash and missed a call on purpose, thinking he could just do a *69 and call'em back. I guess it wasn't the same lady that called him originally. | 2:12 | 258 KB | .mp3 |
| Thirsten calls about the note on his car. | Thirsten tries to contact the lady who hit is car at Wal-Mart, except she doesn't speak Englilish very well and puts her grand daughter on the phone. It's kind of funny just listening to them talk back and forth. | 4:36 | 540 KB | .mp3 |
| Alzheimers Help - Part 2 | The second part in a series of phone calls to this Alzheimers 24 hour help line. Eventually I want to establish John and Thirsten as regulars that call with some weird situations. Click here for part one. | 5:38 | 662 KB | .mp3 |
| Ethel and the Fubu Shirt | I did this call with one of my online friends. He doesn't have a web site, otherwise I would link to it. Basically, we call up some random old lady named Ethel, and he insists that she has his FUBU t-shirt. | 1:58 | 232 KB | .mp3 |
| Tim wants to play Yahoo! Bridge! | Under the advisement of Dave (from KDK), I called this number. The guy was a little weird, but if anything, that helped to make the call. | 4:16 | 500 KB | .mp3 |
| Thristen wants his basket back! | Thirsten leaves a message about his basket on some girl's answering machine. | :29 | 58 KB | .mp3 |
| Olsen, the Great! | What a totally rude guy! I can't believe him. The way this poor old man was treated just wasn't right. | 2:10 | 254 KB | .mp3 |
| Thristen gets a page from Dorthy. | This is me doing a bad imitation with Thirsten Howel from Gilligan's Island. Pretty funny though. | 2:03 | 120/242 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Thristen gets a page from Martha. | Another ones with the Thirsten voice. | :52 | 50/102 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Thristen calls his Grandson and Leaves a Message | I call up some random guy on campus and leave him a message about visiting him this weekend. | 1:08 | 50/135 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Thirsten wants to take a guy to the Cactus! | I call up some random guy and act like I know him. Pretty funny call. RealAudio kept screwing up the encoding, so there is only an MP3 version, sorry. | 6:19 | 742 KB | .mp3 |
| Jill and Thirsten call up Darcy | Call done on KDK Live! Jill and Thirsten call up Darcy. | 2:55 | 170/340 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Jill and Thirsten call up Jerome | Call done on KDK Live! Jill and Thirsten call up Jerome | 2:18 | 135/271 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Jill and Thirsten call up Frank | Call done on KDK Live! Jill and Thirsten call up Frank | 2:21 | 138/277 KB | .ra .mp3 |
| Bruce and Thristen try to return Ruel's Mail | Bruce and his grandfather Thirsten call up Ruel's wife to return his penthouse collection that they have been getting for the past 19 years. Thanks to KDK for the call idea. | 5:53 | 691 KB | .mp3 |
| Thristen gets hit at Wal-Mart | Thristen gets hit at Wal-Mart and wants to swap information. I guess the guy isn't even in town. | 4:07 | 484 KB | .mp3 |
| John helps Thristen dial Frank | John helps his grandpa Thirsten dial a phone number since he can't read the phone so well. | 2:37 | 309 KB | .mp3 |